Call - Voicemail

[spoilsfun]

Ran-neechan?  I'm going to be a little late for dinner. I'm visiting the professor right now, and I guess we lost track of time.

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[kendo_taisho]

[Did he accidentally dial the wrong number? What a nerd. Lost track of everything, is more like.

Hei's just gonna go and text him back. Seems fair to let him know he didn't reach Neechan.]

Oi, Kudo. Don't tell me yer lettin' Hakase blow somethin' up. That little girl's gonna be angry with ya.

[spoilsfun]

[Instant heart attack. Who was this? How did he know who he was? And what little girl? The only safe response was denying everything. He quickly texts back.]

Who is this? I think you have the wrong number.

[kendo_taisho]

[.....ha ha. Very funny.]

Very funny. Ye've had the same number for like a year now.

Ye should probably send another message to neechan, anyway. Ye sent me yer voicemail.

[spoilsfun]

I've had this number for two days and I have no idea who you are.

[kendo_taisho]

[TIME FOR AN AGGRESSIVE PHONE CALL, BUDDY. HOPE YOU WERE READY FOR THE FULL FORCE OF THE DETECTIVE OF THE WEST.]

[spoilsfun]

Who is this?

[kendo_taisho]

[I'm sorry he's so loud, Conan. It's like an explosion of Kansaiben up in here.]

WHAT ARE YA PLAYIN' AT, KUDO?! IT'S HATTORI. HA-TOR-RI. DID YA HIT YER HEAD OR SOMETHIN'?!

[Hei, no, there are people staring at you. You're in public.]

[spoilsfun]

[Since Conan had never met Hattori, he hadn't expected any of that. He flinches at the noise and drops the phone. A hasty fumble later, and he has the phone back up to his ear.]

The name is Edogawa. Edogawa Conan. Stop calling me that!

[And how the heck did this guy know that name?]

[kendo_taisho]

[He looks around at the crowd, but now that the outburst is over no one's paying him any attention.]

Yeah yeah, Conan-kun. Ye coulda told me th' kids were with ya. Did ya put me on speaker or somethin'?

[Annoyed, like clearly it's Conan's fault he can't call him by his actual name.]

[mysteryfreak]

[ Correction. this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him. ]

Kid. If this is you, it's not funny!

[spoilsfun]

Who are you calling a kid?

[And why did that voice sound so similar to his own? ]

[mysteryfreak]

Don't even start-You know exactly what I mean-!

[ But wait. After that earlier text message maybe... ]

[ ... ]

[ this is so weird. It's definitely his phone number-the number he's on right at this very moment. How did this happen? ]

How are you...

...calling from my phone number?

[spoilsfun]

What are you talking about? You're calling from my phone number.

[mysteryfreak]

[ How is this possible? First Watson and now this? ]

I've hda this phone number for nearly two years now.

[spoilsfun]

I've had it for two days and only two people should have this number to begin with.

[mysteryfreak]

[ But that's-is it possible that-No way. ]

[ he lets out a frustrated groan. ]

I need to lay off the science fiction.

[spoilsfun]

What are you talking about?

[tuxedo_magician]

[ Actual phone call from the Kaitou KID. Because trolling is fun. Or something. It's KID, who knows? ]

I think you dialed the wrong number, Tantei-kun.

[spoilsfun]

Who are you?

[And what was with that nickname?]

[tuxedo_magician]

Who am I?

Really, Tantei-kun, I expected so much better out of you.

[spoilsfun]

We've never met. I think I would remember.

[Why was this guy being so familiar? ]

[tuxedo_magician]

Have you gotten hit over the head recently, Meitantei? It didn't look like you had any sort of head wound after our adventure in the museum, but one never knows with you, do they?

[spoilsfun]

Of course I haven't. [He had, three days ago.]

What museum?

[tuxedo_magician]

.... the one the old man set up to display Van Gough's Sunflowers series.

Are you sure you're all right?

[ And now you're worrying him, Conan, good job. ]

[spoilsfun]

What old man and why would the Sunflowers be in Japan?

Of course I'm all right. You're the one acting like you know me.