Trick 001 | Voice

[theinfamous1412]

[ Yeah, this definitely wasn't meant to be a misfire and from the sounds of it the caller is not doing so hot. ]

Jiiiiiiiiii! I crashed the hand glider.

[ He... probably shouldn't have tried to fly it after falling on that glass case. ]

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[consultantsdoctor]

[ There is concern from the other end. ]

From the sound of it, you were in the hand glider when it crashed. Where does it hurt?

[ Doctorly advice over the phone? Absolutely. ]

[theinfamous1412]

[ Well... that's also not Jii's voice. How did he manage to mess up calling his assistant so badly? ]

Uh? All over...ish?

[ Particularly that gash in his side-it's still bleeding and he can't really do anything about. whoops. ]

[consultantsdoctor]

[ Bloodloss will do that. ]

Are you bleeding anywhere?

[ Let's start somewhere. ]

Is your vision wonky? Do you know if you were unconscious?

[theinfamous1412]

[ There's a long pause at that question-long enough he might have passed out right then. ]

N-no, I'm vision seems to be okay for now. I-er... fell on some broken glass s-so there's quite a bit of glass-that was before the hand-glider. [ In case it's important. Also, Where Jii? ]

[consultantsdoctor]

[ Forget about Jii, focus on staying alive. ]

As much as I'd like to ask why you went hand-gliding after landing on glass, let's deal with one problem at a time.

Do you have any large wounds from the glass? Is the glass still in there?

[theinfamous1412]

[ Oh, you know, running from the cops and some jerk detective. ]

I-I haven't had the chance to look. Hang on.

[ He's going to snap a quick picture of the gash in his right side. It definitely doesn't look good... ]

[consultantsdoctor]

[ Maybe you shouldn't do things that get the cops on your tail. If John said this was the weirdest over the phone doctoring he's done, it would be a lie. ]

Listen, you should bandage that as tight as you can. The sooner you can get medical treatment, the better. Check it for any glass shard before sewing it up and clean it thoroughly.

With disinfectant if you can.

[theinfamous1412]

[ He didn't even do anything this time. All he did was expose a fake. ]

Y-yeah sure-I can-can probably manage that much. [ Maybe. If he's lucky. ]

[consultantsdoctor]

Go on then. Do it now. I'll stay on the line.

[ Is he doctoring or mother-henning here? HARD TO SAY. ]

[theinfamous1412]

[ Moving around as much as he needs to is a little bit difficult to say the least but he's pretty sure he has something in his pockets to bandage himself with-maybe...? ]

Uh... will scarves work?