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[awhitehorse]

Hello? Inspector Nakamori? Hakuba Saguru here. I was just wondering if I could have a look at that case file again, there is something about it that is bothering me...

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[tuxedo_magician]

[ Nope, not at all. Which is why none of this ever happened. ]

Yeah. Probably the best rash decision I ever made was introducing myself to her when we were little.

[ But she looked so lonely and bored sitting there, Kaito couldn't just leave her like that. ]

But hey, you have her as a friend now. [ And him too, although they would never ever admit that. ]

[awhitehorse]

[ Exactly ]

You have a point. And I would agree, that was probably the best decision of your life.

[tuxedo_magician]

See! Even you can admit that I make good decisions!

[awhitehorse]

One. One good decision.

[tuxedo_magician]

Still! That's high praise coming from you, Hakuba.

[awhitehorse]

Don't get used to it.

[tuxedo_magician]

You're breaking my heart here.

Well that would be weird

[awhitehorse]

I never took you for being so thin skinned, Kuroba.

pfft. Although we should have the Kaitos talk to each other sometime XD

[tuxedo_magician]

Wow, Hakuba, has no one ever introduced you to the fine art of sarcasm?

looool yes, they would be terrible together

[awhitehorse]

Why yes, Kuroba, I am surprised it seems to escape you!

[tuxedo_magician]

Okay? This? This I like. Why can't the Hakuba I know be like this?

[awhitehorse]

..........................[ So dry ] How many Hakubas do you know Kuroba.

And I never thought I would say a sentence like this argh.

[tuxedo_magician]

Um.... [ his voice trails off as he mutters under his breath. It almost sounds like he's counting. ] Two! I think.

[awhitehorse]

Two. [ So dry. ] You think.

[ Please hold while Hakuba takes a moment to cover the mouthpiece so he can whimper about parallel dimensions ]

I do not know if I should be pleased or terrified.

[tuxedo_magician]

Probably both? This is me we're talking about.

[awhitehorse]

[ SIGHS ]

Sometimes I don't even know why I bother to ask.

[tuxedo_magician]

Speaking of which, why did you ask?

[awhitehorse]

Maybe, somewhere, I hope that one day I will get actual, normal, sense out of you. [ SO DRY ]

[tuxedo_magician]

That's like looking for a unicorn, Hakuba.

[awhitehorse]

Unicorns aren't real, Kuroba. But I hold out hope for you.

...........Very very very small hope, but still.

[tuxedo_magician]

Awwwww, you flatter me.

[awhitehorse]

Well I certainly hope you are more real than a mythical fantasy beast, Kuroba.

[tuxedo_magician]

Awww, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Hakuba.

[awhitehorse]

If you were less annoying, I might say more.

[tuxedo_magician]

You wound me. You really do.