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[hateskid]

Keiko says you broke into the girl's locker room again.

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[tuxedo_magician]

[ He knows who this is directed at, but he's going to have fun with it. ]

Hakuba did what now?

[hateskid]

You know exactly who I mean, BaKaito.

Hakuba-kun would never do anything so low!

[tuxedo_magician]

Oi. Oi. Oi. Why do you always think it's MY fault, Ahoko?

[hateskid]

Because Aoko knows Kaito too well.

[tuxedo_magician]

Okay, point, but I didn't do anything! I bet you someone's trying to frame me.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

Sorry. Wasn't me. This time around anyway.

Who is this? I don't think I know anyone called Keiko.

- The Doctor

[hateskid]

Oh! I'm so sorry I though-

[ wait a minute. She couldn't have gotten a wrong number because Kaito's number is programmed in her phone. ]

[ Just to make sure she checks but the name 'BaKaito' is displayed clearly in Japanese characters. That's weird. ]

That's weird. this should have gone to my idiot best friend-his number's displayed and everything.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

I have been a best friend to a lot of people and some of them think I am an idiot, but I don't think I'm him.

How strange.

I could help with your locker room issue though. [If there are aliens involved at least. Otherwise he's not too sure.]

[hateskid]

That's not necessary.

I know how to deal with him! Im' probably the only one that does.

[gallifreytotrenzalore]

Good! Good for you. But why does he need dealing with anyway, if I may ask? Does he often cause trouble?

I'm the Doctor by the way!

[spoilsfun]

Wrong number.

[He was starting to get used to this. ]

[hateskid]

[ Why does this keep happening ]

Oh! Sorry!

I guess I'll just go yell at him in person. ):<

[spoilsfun]

Maybe you should do that. It sounds like he deserves it!

[hateskid]

He does! The School's already replaced twelve locks because he keeps doing it.

Twelve!

[blue_paladin]

[ Okay. He didn't know that his comm could get text messages, but hey, let's go with it. ]

Totally wasn't me, but, uh... who is this person so that I can yell at them for you?

[And maybe shake their hand, because damn. Not that Lance would ever do that - between Allura bench pressing him and the Wrath of Pidge (TM), it's totally not worth it. ]

[hateskid]

[ Is this Kaito trying to play a joke on her? Like she'd get his number wrong. ]

Just my idiot best friend.

[blue_paladin]

Doesn't sound like much of a best friend if he's spying on girls in the locker room.

[ Like seriously, breaking the lock makes it sound like he's in there after hours. There's no girls there then! ]

[hateskid]

He just likes to pick the lock.

[kendo_taisho]

Why the hell would I need to do that? There's nothing interesting in there.

[Certainly not interesting enough to risk Kazuha's wrath, at least. He has some sense of self preservation. Unless there was a case involved.

Speaking of mysteries...]

Wait, who's this?

[hateskid]

Whatever Kaito. You can say you didn't do it all you want but we both know you've done it before.

[kendo_taisho]

Kaito??

Hattori. Not "Kaito". Ye got th' wrong number.

[awhitehorse]

Aoko-chan? I think you sent this to the wrong person. I'm still in Paris.

[hateskid]

[ What? She checks the name on her contact as well as the number just in case Kaito thought it might be funny to swap contacts around. ]

[ Nope. That's definitely Kaito's number. ]

You can't get out of this by pretending to be Hakuba-kun!

[awhitehorse]

I assure you, Aoko-chan, that I am most definitely not pretending. I assume Kuroba-kun is up to his usual antics, then.

[hateskid]

Then how do you explain the fact it's still Kaito's number attached to the contact? I checked.